Just a boob.

I get it. You hate boobs and everything about them. Actually I don't get it. I don't get the squeamishness, or the bigoted comments. I don't get the overwhelming desire to give a fuck what a person is doing, especially when it impacts nothing of you. I have become increasingly more annoyed with people having issues with breastfeeding.

My wife had a hard enough time sticking through breastfeeding that hearing your snide comments about feeding your baby formula helps nothing. Formula is gross and I am not going to go down THAT route. I am 100 percent supportive of women who can not breastfeed and HAVE to use formula. I have no problem if you want to use formula because you don't like the idea of bfing.. but what the fuck.

When I hear someone say, "It offends me that you breastfeed" anywhere, I shutter. I am offended that you can breathe you soulless douche. The fucked up thing is that 98 percent of the time, I see no more than some skin of a side boob, I see way more than that at a water park or a mall even. People that are "offended" by bfing, shouldn't go to malls (with Vic Secret) or a pool, or a beach, or be married for that matter.

There is a difference of course. At Vix Secrets and beaches, it's all about the sexy. It's about being exposed and objectifying as fuck. Bfing is about feeding your baby... this tiny little thing that people fight so hard to bring into this world but yet shrill at the thought of mother's milk being used to feed it.

I'm not saying anything that hasn't already been said, but seriously, what the fuck. There are parts of the world that don't give a shit about people breastfeeding. People here eat fucking chemical products called fast food every fucking day, yet have an issue with a natural process.

Milk comes from breasts of mammals, science stuff, not because it's so fucking sexy. Actually it's because that's how babies were fed back in the day. That's how all mammals are still fed. Envision taking every cow, goat, or dog even away from its mother to give it formula... fucking stupid.

I could rant way too long about this but I feel like I'd get nowhere. Just know, it's legal to breastfeed in public in my state. If my wife is doing so, and you feel so inclined as to comment, realize that I will take you to the store, buy formula, and stick it so far up your ass that you puke out a finished product. Fuck you so very much.